1. Getting a paper cut on my eyeball.
2. Accidentally sitting on a puddle of warm pee in the train.
3. Someone poking one of my cartilage disks out of place from my spinal cord.
-c
Memo on running outdoors:
A qualm I have with some local pedestrians is when they do not move out of my way as I'm running. Never do I take up the entire sidewalk or run smack in the middle of the sidewalk. When I see people coming my way, I always run on the edge where grass meets pavement. I'm sure you and your friend would have moved out of the way if I were walking and not make me step on the grass side where dogs pee & poo. I'm sure they are able to waddle two steps over. I mean really now.. i can't think of why, just why?? That's just sidewalk/escalator etiquette, no?
Next time, I'm just going to keep my lane and run right through those bastards. (ppl hate that shit, that'll show 'em; just gotta make sure im running fast just in case, ya know...for precaution, you never know what kind of crazy ppl you're dealing with.)
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I just imagined you slamming your little body through all of the mean people of New York yelling out, "MOVE BITCH!!!! GETTOUTTHEWAY!!!!!!!"
It was a phenomenal scenario.
Even more phenomenal was the fact that no one seemed to think it out of the ordinary. It IS New York. Or is New York only like that in the movies? Hollywood has made my brain rotten.
loll hollywood made me think life should be like a movie... its not!..darn.
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